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+;;; -*- scheme -*-
+
+;;; Copyright © 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org>
+;;;
+;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
+;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
+;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the
+;;; License, or (at your option) any later version.
+;;;
+;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
+;;; General Public License for more details.
+;;;
+;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+;;; along with this program. If not, see
+;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+
+(use-modules (jakob theme)
+             (jakob utils sxml))
+
+(theme
+ #:title "Too Many Requests"
+ #:content
+ `((p "Server responded with a status of 429: Too Many Requests.")
+   (hr)
+   (p "Yo, listen up, I got a message for you"
+      (br)
+      "About this HTTP status code, you should know"
+      (br)
+      "It's 429, that's right, Too Many Requests"
+      (br)
+      "You're making too many requests, and it's causing errors"
+      (br)
+      "Your website's performance is suffering, and it's time to fix it"
+      (br)
+      "So reduce the number of requests, and your users will be happy"
+      (br)
+      "They'll thank you for improving their browsing experience"
+      (br)
+      "And hey, while we're on the topic, don't forget about caching"
+      (br)
+      "It can help reduce the number of requests, and speed up your site"
+      (br)
+      "So implement it, and your visitors will love you"
+      (br)
+      "For making your website faster, and more responsive too")))