diff options
Diffstat (limited to 'haunt/pages/status-404.sxml')
| -rw-r--r-- | haunt/pages/status-404.sxml | 77 |
1 files changed, 77 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/haunt/pages/status-404.sxml b/haunt/pages/status-404.sxml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d189084 --- /dev/null +++ b/haunt/pages/status-404.sxml @@ -0,0 +1,77 @@ +;;; -*- scheme -*- + +;;; Copyright © 2019 - 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org> +;;; +;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or +;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as +;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the +;;; License, or (at your option) any later version. +;;; +;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, +;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of +;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU +;;; General Public License for more details. +;;; +;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License +;;; along with this program. If not, see +;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>. + +(use-modules (jakob theme) + (jakob utils sxml)) + +(theme + #:title "Page Not Found" + #:content + `((p "Server responded with a status of 404: Not Found.") + (p "Whatever you're looking for, it's not here... anymore, at least.") + (p "That could be due to link rot. Perhaps the " + ,(hyperlink "https://web.archive.org/" "Wayback Machine") + " has it?") + (hr) + (p "Yo, listen up, I got a new one" + (br) + "Status code 404, that's what it means" + (br) + "When a website can't find what you're looking for" + (br) + "It's like a missed connection, a lost opportunity" + (br) + "But don't worry, it's not the end of the world" + (br) + "Just hit refresh and try again, maybe it'll turn up" + (br) + "Or you could always ask the website administrator" + (br) + "Maybe they'll have some insights on where to find what you need" + (br) + "Either way, 404 ain't no joke" + (br) + "It's a warning sign that something's off" + (br) + "But hey, it's not the end of the world" + (br) + "Just keep searching, and don't give up the fight" + (br) + "Yo, listen up, I got a new one" + (br) + "Status code 404, that's what it means" + (br) + "When a website can't find what you're looking for" + (br) + "It's like a missed connection, a lost opportunity" + (br) + "But don't worry, it's not the end of the world" + (br) + "Just hit refresh and try again, maybe it'll turn up" + (br) + "Or you could always ask the website administrator" + (br) + "Maybe they'll have some insights on where to find what you need" + (br) + "Either way, 404 ain't no joke" + (br) + "It's a warning sign that something's off" + (br) + "But hey, it's not the end of the world" + (br) + "Just keep searching, and don't give up the fight."))) |