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+;;; -*- scheme -*-
+
+;;; Copyright © 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org>
+;;;
+;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
+;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
+;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the
+;;; License, or (at your option) any later version.
+;;;
+;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
+;;; General Public License for more details.
+;;;
+;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+;;; along with this program. If not, see
+;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+
+(use-modules (jakob theme)
+             (jakob utils sxml))
+
+(theme
+ #:title "Bad Request"
+ #:content
+ `((p "Server responded with a status of 400: Bad Request.")
+   (hr)
+   (p "Status code 400, that's what you sent"
+      (br)
+      "Bad request, it looks like you didn't read"
+      (br)
+      "The instructions on how to send a request"
+      (br)
+      "What's up, HTTP? Why you trippin'?"
+      (br)
+      "You should know better than to send a 400"
+      (br)
+      "Bad request, that's not even a real request"
+      (br)
+      "It's like trying to buy a plane with a check"
+      (br)
+      "What the hell is wrong with you, HTTP?"
+      (br)
+      "I sent you an HTML file, just like I said"
+      (br)
+      "But instead of responding with a 200, you gave me 400"
+      (br)
+      "Bad request, that's not even close to being cool"
+      (br)
+      "It's like trying to play a game with a console that's not hooked up"
+      (br)
+      "What the hell is wrong with you, HTTP?"
+      (br)
+      "You know how important this is, right?"
+      (br)
+      "I need information, and you're the only one who can give it to me"
+      (br)
+      "But instead of responding with what I need, you're just being stubborn"
+      (br)
+      "Bad request, that's not going to work"
+      (br)
+      "It's like trying to buy a shirt without any money"
+      (br)
+      "What the hell is wrong with you, HTTP?"
+      (br)
+      "I hope you know that you're messing with the boss"
+      (br)
+      "Status code 400, that's what you got"
+      (br)
+      "Bad request, it looks like you're going to lose"
+      (br)
+      "Yo, listen up, I got a message for you"
+      (br)
+      "Status code 400, that's what you sent"
+      (br)
+      "Bad request, it looks like you didn't read"
+      (br)
+      "The instructions on how to send a request.")))