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;;; -*- scheme -*-
;;; Copyright © 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org>
;;;
;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the
;;; License, or (at your option) any later version.
;;;
;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
;;; General Public License for more details.
;;;
;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
;;; along with this program. If not, see
;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
(use-modules (jakob theme)
(jakob utils sxml))
`((title . "Internal Server Error")
(content
. ((p "Server responded with a status of 500: Internal Server Error.")
(hr)
(p "Yo, listen up, I got a problem with my server"
(br)
"It's giving me an error, won't let me serve no more"
(br)
"I think it's 'cause I'm overloaded, too many requests"
(br)
"But I tried to fix it, I even upgraded my plans"
(br)
"Still not working, it's like a curse"
(br)
"I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but I'm trying my best"
(br)
"To get this fixed, I'll keep on messing with the code"
(br)
"Until it works properly, I won't give up the fight"
(br)
"500 error, it's an internal server mistake"
(br)
"I know it's frustrating, but please be patient, it's not my fault"
(br)
"I'm working on it, I promise you that much"
(br)
"So just keep on hitting that refresh button, and soon enough"
(br)
"My server will be back to its old self"))))
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