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+;;; -*- scheme -*-
+
+;;; Copyright © 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org>
+;;;
+;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
+;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
+;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the
+;;; License, or (at your option) any later version.
+;;;
+;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
+;;; General Public License for more details.
+;;;
+;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+;;; along with this program. If not, see
+;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+
+(use-modules (jakob theme)
+             (jakob utils sxml))
+
+`((title . "Internal Server Error")
+  (content
+   . ((p "Server responded with a status of 500: Internal Server Error.")
+      (hr)
+      (p "Yo, listen up, I got a problem with my server"
+         (br)
+         "It's giving me an error, won't let me serve no more"
+         (br)
+         "I think it's 'cause I'm overloaded, too many requests"
+         (br)
+         "But I tried to fix it, I even upgraded my plans"
+         (br)
+         "Still not working, it's like a curse"
+         (br)
+         "I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but I'm trying my best"
+         (br)
+         "To get this fixed, I'll keep on messing with the code"
+         (br)
+         "Until it works properly, I won't give up the fight"
+         (br)
+         "500 error, it's an internal server mistake"
+         (br)
+         "I know it's frustrating, but please be patient, it's not my fault"
+         (br)
+         "I'm working on it, I promise you that much"
+         (br)
+         "So just keep on hitting that refresh button, and soon enough"
+         (br)
+         "My server will be back to its old self"))))