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diff --git a/pages/status-500.sxml b/pages/status-500.sxml deleted file mode 100644 index 62f2305..0000000 --- a/pages/status-500.sxml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,50 +0,0 @@ -;;; -*- scheme -*- - -;;; Copyright © 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org> -;;; -;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or -;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as -;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the -;;; License, or (at your option) any later version. -;;; -;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, -;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of -;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU -;;; General Public License for more details. -;;; -;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License -;;; along with this program. If not, see -;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>. - -(use-modules (jakob theme) - (jakob utils sxml)) - -`((title . "Internal Server Error") - (content - . ((p "Server responded with a status of 500: Internal Server Error.") - (hr) - (p "Yo, listen up, I got a problem with my server" - (br) - "It's giving me an error, won't let me serve no more" - (br) - "I think it's 'cause I'm overloaded, too many requests" - (br) - "But I tried to fix it, I even upgraded my plans" - (br) - "Still not working, it's like a curse" - (br) - "I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but I'm trying my best" - (br) - "To get this fixed, I'll keep on messing with the code" - (br) - "Until it works properly, I won't give up the fight" - (br) - "500 error, it's an internal server mistake" - (br) - "I know it's frustrating, but please be patient, it's not my fault" - (br) - "I'm working on it, I promise you that much" - (br) - "So just keep on hitting that refresh button, and soon enough" - (br) - "My server will be back to its old self")))) |