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-;;; -*- scheme -*-
-
-;;; Copyright © 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org>
-;;;
-;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
-;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
-;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the
-;;; License, or (at your option) any later version.
-;;;
-;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
-;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
-;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
-;;; General Public License for more details.
-;;;
-;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
-;;; along with this program. If not, see
-;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
-
-(use-modules (jakob theme)
- (jakob utils sxml))
-
-`((title . "Internal Server Error")
- (content
- . ((p "Server responded with a status of 500: Internal Server Error.")
- (hr)
- (p "Yo, listen up, I got a problem with my server"
- (br)
- "It's giving me an error, won't let me serve no more"
- (br)
- "I think it's 'cause I'm overloaded, too many requests"
- (br)
- "But I tried to fix it, I even upgraded my plans"
- (br)
- "Still not working, it's like a curse"
- (br)
- "I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but I'm trying my best"
- (br)
- "To get this fixed, I'll keep on messing with the code"
- (br)
- "Until it works properly, I won't give up the fight"
- (br)
- "500 error, it's an internal server mistake"
- (br)
- "I know it's frustrating, but please be patient, it's not my fault"
- (br)
- "I'm working on it, I promise you that much"
- (br)
- "So just keep on hitting that refresh button, and soon enough"
- (br)
- "My server will be back to its old self"))))