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-;;; -*- scheme -*-
-
-;;; Copyright © 2019 - 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org>
-;;;
-;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
-;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
-;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the
-;;; License, or (at your option) any later version.
-;;;
-;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
-;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
-;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
-;;; General Public License for more details.
-;;;
-;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
-;;; along with this program. If not, see
-;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
-
-(use-modules (jakob theme)
- (jakob utils sxml))
-
-`((title . "Page Not Found")
- (content
- . ((p "Server responded with a status of 404: Not Found.")
- (p "Whatever you're looking for, it's not here... anymore, at least.")
- (p "That could be due to link rot. Perhaps the "
- ,(hyperlink "https://web.archive.org/" "Wayback Machine")
- " has it?")
- (hr)
- (p "Yo, listen up, I got a new one"
- (br)
- "Status code 404, that's what it means"
- (br)
- "When a website can't find what you're looking for"
- (br)
- "It's like a missed connection, a lost opportunity"
- (br)
- "But don't worry, it's not the end of the world"
- (br)
- "Just hit refresh and try again, maybe it'll turn up"
- (br)
- "Or you could always ask the website administrator"
- (br)
- "Maybe they'll have some insights on where to find what you need"
- (br)
- "Either way, 404 ain't no joke"
- (br)
- "It's a warning sign that something's off"
- (br)
- "But hey, it's not the end of the world"
- (br)
- "Just keep searching, and don't give up the fight"
- (br)
- "Yo, listen up, I got a new one"
- (br)
- "Status code 404, that's what it means"
- (br)
- "When a website can't find what you're looking for"
- (br)
- "It's like a missed connection, a lost opportunity"
- (br)
- "But don't worry, it's not the end of the world"
- (br)
- "Just hit refresh and try again, maybe it'll turn up"
- (br)
- "Or you could always ask the website administrator"
- (br)
- "Maybe they'll have some insights on where to find what you need"
- (br)
- "Either way, 404 ain't no joke"
- (br)
- "It's a warning sign that something's off"
- (br)
- "But hey, it's not the end of the world"
- (br)
- "Just keep searching, and don't give up the fight."))))