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+;;; -*- scheme -*-
+
+;;; Copyright © 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org>
+;;;
+;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
+;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
+;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the
+;;; License, or (at your option) any later version.
+;;;
+;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
+;;; General Public License for more details.
+;;;
+;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+;;; along with this program. If not, see
+;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+
+(use-modules (jakob theme)
+             (jakob utils sxml))
+
+`((title . "Forbidden")
+  (content
+   . ((p "Server responded with a status of 403: Forbidden.")
+      (hr)
+      (p "Yo, listen up, I got some news for you"
+         (br)
+         "About this 403 error message, it's all over the place"
+         (br)
+         "It means that your request has been denied"
+         (br)
+         "And you can't access the page anymore"
+         (br)
+         "It's like a red light, telling you to stop"
+         (br)
+         "But you keep on going, and that's not good"
+         (br)
+         "You're getting a 403, it's forbidden"
+         (br)
+         "No access allowed, it's plain and simple"
+         (br)
+         "Don't even try to argue with me"
+         (br)
+         "I'm the HTTP status code, and I know what I'm talking about"
+         (br)
+         "You can't just keep on hitting refresh"
+         (br)
+         "Thinking that you'll get a different result"
+         (br)
+         "It's time to face the facts, and accept your fate"
+         (br)
+         "403 means forbidden, it's not a joke"
+         (br)
+         "So why don't you take my advice"
+         (br)
+         "And find another route, or change your tactics"
+         (br)
+         "Don't keep on pushing, you'll end up in frustration"
+         (br)
+         "Just like the person who keeps on trying to get into the restricted area"
+         (br)
+         "But let me remind you, it's not a game"
+         (br)
+         "This 403 error message is not just some minor pain"
+         (br)
+         "It means that you're not supposed to be there"
+         (br)
+         "So why don't you just go away?"))))