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-;;; -*- scheme -*-
-
-;;; Copyright © 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org>
-;;;
-;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
-;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
-;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the
-;;; License, or (at your option) any later version.
-;;;
-;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
-;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
-;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
-;;; General Public License for more details.
-;;;
-;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
-;;; along with this program. If not, see
-;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
-
-(use-modules (jakob theme)
- (jakob utils sxml))
-
-`((title . "Forbidden")
- (content
- . ((p "Server responded with a status of 403: Forbidden.")
- (hr)
- (p "Yo, listen up, I got some news for you"
- (br)
- "About this 403 error message, it's all over the place"
- (br)
- "It means that your request has been denied"
- (br)
- "And you can't access the page anymore"
- (br)
- "It's like a red light, telling you to stop"
- (br)
- "But you keep on going, and that's not good"
- (br)
- "You're getting a 403, it's forbidden"
- (br)
- "No access allowed, it's plain and simple"
- (br)
- "Don't even try to argue with me"
- (br)
- "I'm the HTTP status code, and I know what I'm talking about"
- (br)
- "You can't just keep on hitting refresh"
- (br)
- "Thinking that you'll get a different result"
- (br)
- "It's time to face the facts, and accept your fate"
- (br)
- "403 means forbidden, it's not a joke"
- (br)
- "So why don't you take my advice"
- (br)
- "And find another route, or change your tactics"
- (br)
- "Don't keep on pushing, you'll end up in frustration"
- (br)
- "Just like the person who keeps on trying to get into the restricted area"
- (br)
- "But let me remind you, it's not a game"
- (br)
- "This 403 error message is not just some minor pain"
- (br)
- "It means that you're not supposed to be there"
- (br)
- "So why don't you just go away?"))))