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(use-modules (jakob theme)
             (jakob utils sxml))

`((title . "Page Not Found")
  (content
   . ((p "Server responded with a status of 404: Not Found.")
      (p "Whatever you're looking for, it's not here... anymore, at least.")
      (p "That could be due to link rot. Perhaps the "
         ,(hyperlink "https://web.archive.org/" "Wayback Machine")
         " has it?")
      (hr)
      (p "Yo, listen up, I got a new one"
         (br)
         "Status code 404, that's what it means"
         (br)
         "When a website can't find what you're looking for"
         (br)
         "It's like a missed connection, a lost opportunity"
         (br)
         "But don't worry, it's not the end of the world"
         (br)
         "Just hit refresh and try again, maybe it'll turn up"
         (br)
         "Or you could always ask the website administrator"
         (br)
         "Maybe they'll have some insights on where to find what you need"
         (br)
         "Either way, 404 ain't no joke"
         (br)
         "It's a warning sign that something's off"
         (br)
         "But hey, it's not the end of the world"
         (br)
         "Just keep searching, and don't give up the fight"
         (br)
         "Yo, listen up, I got a new one"
         (br)
         "Status code 404, that's what it means"
         (br)
         "When a website can't find what you're looking for"
         (br)
         "It's like a missed connection, a lost opportunity"
         (br)
         "But don't worry, it's not the end of the world"
         (br)
         "Just hit refresh and try again, maybe it'll turn up"
         (br)
         "Or you could always ask the website administrator"
         (br)
         "Maybe they'll have some insights on where to find what you need"
         (br)
         "Either way, 404 ain't no joke"
         (br)
         "It's a warning sign that something's off"
         (br)
         "But hey, it's not the end of the world"
         (br)
         "Just keep searching, and don't give up the fight."))))