;;; -*- scheme -*-

;;; Copyright © 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org>
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(use-modules (jakob theme)
             (jakob utils sxml))

`((title . "Forbidden")
  (content
   . ((p "Server responded with a status of 403: Forbidden.")
      (hr)
      (p "Yo, listen up, I got some news for you"
         (br)
         "About this 403 error message, it's all over the place"
         (br)
         "It means that your request has been denied"
         (br)
         "And you can't access the page anymore"
         (br)
         "It's like a red light, telling you to stop"
         (br)
         "But you keep on going, and that's not good"
         (br)
         "You're getting a 403, it's forbidden"
         (br)
         "No access allowed, it's plain and simple"
         (br)
         "Don't even try to argue with me"
         (br)
         "I'm the HTTP status code, and I know what I'm talking about"
         (br)
         "You can't just keep on hitting refresh"
         (br)
         "Thinking that you'll get a different result"
         (br)
         "It's time to face the facts, and accept your fate"
         (br)
         "403 means forbidden, it's not a joke"
         (br)
         "So why don't you take my advice"
         (br)
         "And find another route, or change your tactics"
         (br)
         "Don't keep on pushing, you'll end up in frustration"
         (br)
         "Just like the person who keeps on trying to get into the restricted area"
         (br)
         "But let me remind you, it's not a game"
         (br)
         "This 403 error message is not just some minor pain"
         (br)
         "It means that you're not supposed to be there"
         (br)
         "So why don't you just go away?"))))