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diff --git a/pages/status-403.sxml b/pages/status-403.sxml deleted file mode 100644 index 47db444..0000000 --- a/pages/status-403.sxml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,68 +0,0 @@ -;;; -*- scheme -*- - -;;; Copyright © 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org> -;;; -;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or -;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as -;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the -;;; License, or (at your option) any later version. -;;; -;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, -;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of -;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU -;;; General Public License for more details. -;;; -;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License -;;; along with this program. If not, see -;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>. - -(use-modules (jakob theme) - (jakob utils sxml)) - -`((title . "Forbidden") - (content - . ((p "Server responded with a status of 403: Forbidden.") - (hr) - (p "Yo, listen up, I got some news for you" - (br) - "About this 403 error message, it's all over the place" - (br) - "It means that your request has been denied" - (br) - "And you can't access the page anymore" - (br) - "It's like a red light, telling you to stop" - (br) - "But you keep on going, and that's not good" - (br) - "You're getting a 403, it's forbidden" - (br) - "No access allowed, it's plain and simple" - (br) - "Don't even try to argue with me" - (br) - "I'm the HTTP status code, and I know what I'm talking about" - (br) - "You can't just keep on hitting refresh" - (br) - "Thinking that you'll get a different result" - (br) - "It's time to face the facts, and accept your fate" - (br) - "403 means forbidden, it's not a joke" - (br) - "So why don't you take my advice" - (br) - "And find another route, or change your tactics" - (br) - "Don't keep on pushing, you'll end up in frustration" - (br) - "Just like the person who keeps on trying to get into the restricted area" - (br) - "But let me remind you, it's not a game" - (br) - "This 403 error message is not just some minor pain" - (br) - "It means that you're not supposed to be there" - (br) - "So why don't you just go away?")))) |